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nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

i love crows so much

crows are amazing

My favorite legend is that crows are the souls of the dead

crows are the coolest shit

crow for prez

Though we aren’t the biggest source of crow facts online you can find more crow facts here on nowyoukno

shingekinokyojinheaven:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone

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MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF

  • i am so bored waiting to be picked up for afo : '( fuck you followers, i got this
  • 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
  • nope
  • 2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
  • never, never ever. such a shitty person.
  • 3. Have you taken someones virginity?
  • yesss
  • 4. Is trust a big issue for you?
  • no, trusting people too easy is
  • 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
  • yes he lives with me
  • 6. What are you excited for?
  • housewarming party!!!!
  • 7. What happened tonight?
  • more like what gonna happen. if u kno wut i mean
  • 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
  • vomiting?Yes. gross. i haven't gotten too drunk in over 4 months and counting, I got help learning my limits
  • 9. Is confidence cute?
  • to an extent
  • 10. What is the last beverage you had?
  • redbuul
  • 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
  • 10+
  • 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
  • yes
  • 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
  • OH MAN PARTY SO HARD
  • 14. What are you going to spend money on next?
  • clothes
  • 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
  • yes i love him so
  • 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
  • no
  • 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
  • s/o obvs
  • 18. The last time you felt broken?
  • like the day before my birthday
  • 19. Have you had sex today?
  • twice
  • 20. Are you starting to realize anything?
  • I should give less shits and learn more about makeup
  • 21. Are you in a good mood?
  • hell ya
  • 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
  • already have
  • 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
  • no,wat
  • 24. What do you want right this second?
  • another red bull and food and alcohol
  • 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
  • "ASDFGHJKL, SHE/HE ISN'T EVEN HOT"
  • 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
  • Yeah, it's the best : )
  • 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
  • Nope
  • 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
  • my friend called me from 30 rockerfella plaza in NYC and I totally forgot he was there/why he was calling
  • 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
  • Yes, why does he have to be at work : c
  • 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
  • No
  • 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
  • no, leo is the best
  • 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
  • I fucking hope so, we share a bed
  • 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
  • HELL NO i drank it like an hour ago
  • 34. Listening to?
  • Rudimental - Waiting all night
  • 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
  • gross
  • 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
  • at work?
  • 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • Well yes it happened to me c:
  • 38. Who did you last call?
  • Got called by bestie in NYC
  • 39. Who was the last person you danced with?
  • Man... like, at ibar i think, months ago
  • 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
  • because they were leaving for work? man I feel like a 1920's housewife
  • 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
  • too long ago
  • 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
  • hell no who the hell lives at home at 18
  • 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
  • Oh man. so hard.
  • 44. Do you tan in the nude?
  • Who doesnt?
  • 62. What do you wear to bed?
  • boyfriend clothes
  • 63. First concert?
  • Muse!
  • 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
  • Target,you poor people.
  • 77. Ever been in love?
  • Yes c:
  • 78. Who would you like to see in concert?
  • CHILDISH GAMBINO AND AZIZ ANSARI
  • 79. What was the last concert you saw
  • flight of the conchords : ')
  • 81. Tea or coffee?
  • Coffee
  • 82. Favorite type of cookie?
  • shortbread!
  • 83. Can you swim well?
  • 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
  • no, i am not aquaman
  • 85. Are you patient?
  • i am not a patient
  • 86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
  • dj
  • 87. Ever won a contest?
  • Yeah i won a trampoline once
  • 88. Ever have plastic surgery?
  • No, hopefully one day
  • 89. Which are better black or green olives?
  • neither
  • 90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
  • obligatory
  • 91. Best room for a fireplace?
  • bathroom
  • 92. Do you want to get married?
  • I didn't used to, but now I do
  • man that wasn't as fun as i thought it'd be,fuck tumblr
sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

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